omfg so I was in starbucks today waiting in line to get a goddamn frappuccino and I saw this girl on tumblr and long story short she went on her blog and I got her url. so I used her url as my name and when they called my “name” I swear she jumped out of her fucking underwear. and she was like looking around and I thought she started twitching and I just walked the fuck out laughing
(via edwardlongshank)
- Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
- Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
